Shhh! Don't tell the boys I'm writing. Strictly, they're not supposed to know I exist. If they ever find out, if they ever start to believe Les Lancaster about the Sun saying 60 watts, I'm done for.

I had to break in here, though. When the Grassy Skirts came out of nowhere to beat back the big, bad champion Stawell club, then sweep fellow Cinderella Urapunga in the Season Fifteen Kangaroo Cup it changed the ABL forever. It felt like the league had grown up.

I'm strictly not supposed to root for any of the teams in my league, ever. But when Grassy suddenly started winning like that, after being so awful for so long, well, it brought a smile to my face.

But don't tell!

The Prop